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February 2006
An Ode to HelwigIn LVH there is a schoolWhere one goes to learn the rule Of what to do when blood count rises To numbers of great sizes. Let’s go there to test its ware Thanks mostly to Medicare. Haste mine eyes hast caught new pleasures Whilst classroom one it measures! Chairs and tables waiting for Our prim and knowledgeable mentor. Here she comes all dressed in white Like a vision in the night She speaks and so much wisdom shows Sharing well how much she knows To help us, if you please In treating of a dread disease. On page ten you’ll find the deeds That define our educational needs. Bring those edifying labels To all your mealtime tables Count the carbs don’t fool around Make those numbers good and sound! If the math is too much for ya OK! Use a calculator Get off the couch! Don’t lie around There’s new vistas to be found. Take your blood count by the rule That you learned in this nice school. And be sure you keep good data So your mentor can advise ya. What a nuisance to take your meds You know the saying ‘bout two heads. Don’t be squeamish, push straight in That’s the way for insulin. Don’t get wise and make a yell Yes! You are fooling, I can tell. Here’s my diploma, tried and true But one word for thee, oh eyes of blue Recall you said you’d have me dancing Nice and easy, no wild prancing. So as I dance for glory be Thanks for all the help from thee. And even if it’s on all fours, Remember please! The next one’s yours. George Bucci, August 25, 2005 This page last updated 2/12/08 04:08 PM
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